St. Fabian and San Fabian

First of all I would like to thank Happy Feet for the nice posting.

I'm back from by trip with a tan and wearing my island linen pants with extra pleats!! I actually didn't go to St Martin because of the hurricane. I actually went to San Fabian in the Philippines (a great beach town) so that I could really understand the beginnings of Fab.

It was crazy there!! Everyone there was really tan with deep voices. And it is actually illegal to get married there!!!!!


And Fab, I didn't know about the Fabian society (but I will be joining soon).

I did however want to congratulate you on becoming a saint. You really are a true martyr.

http://www.cfpeople.org/Books/Pope/POPEp20.htm

Fabian Society

Who knew that there was a whole society dedicated to me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society

We all missed Matthew

While Matthew was gone….we worried a bit.
There was a hurricane…

Did he have to sleep in the airport?

Was his hotel still standing?
Was his romantic, I mean, friendly trip ruined by mother nature?

Or did he just go with the flow, as expected?

Can't wait until he's back...things were certainly quieter than usual. I hope he brought Edwin a shot glass.

Brooklyn

Guys you aren't going to believe this..........I final ventured out of Queens and went to Brooklyn with my co-workers!!!! I know that I said that I would never go, but after seeing Star Wars I feel like I can do anything.

I was scared at first, but after I hired two bodyguards (shown below, notice my McDonald manager shirt), I felt alot safer.



We went to my new favorite pizza place Grimaldi's. I know that I usually only eat salads, but I few carbs wont hurt me, right?



I would also like you to know that I now have a part time job working at the water taxi. Who knew that I already had the uniform? I'm especially excited about working with Monica (pictured below).........I hope she sends me yellow flowers :-)

fabe-u-lust catz

Nao Can Eat?

Credit Committee

I missed credit committee today because of another conference call
:( Too bad because Fabian was presenting SEVERAL projects. Everybody loves the sound of Fabian's deep rich voice. When he's not in credit commitee or on the radio, I catch him on our board meeting podcast: http://www.nychdc.com/PressRoom/PublicMeetingsEvents.html

Weekend Update

Hola Fabe Fans,

Just wanted to let you know that I had the best night on Friday. After I went to the gym, I went back to Queens (the best place on the planet) and rented..............Star Wars (dvd)!!!!!

I know that it is shocking that a great looking guy like me would ever stay home. But because of the problems that I have had in the last 12 months (ripping my leather jacket, breaking my wrist, falling asleep on the train, losing my cell phone twice, getting food poisoning, offering to bring wine to the office of certain co-workers, etc.), it is better that I just go to the gym and head straight back to Queens (did I mention that it is the best place in the world)?!?

Anyway, back to Star Wars. That movie is totally awsome!! I cant believe that I waited all these years to see it!! Now I know why Eli had that light saber in his office (does anyone know where I can get one?) That Darth Vader guy is great. He is probably the only person in the world who has a voice cooler than mine.

Well enough about Star Wars. I need to head to the gym (for the 3rd time today) and make a salad for lunch.

May the Force Be With You,
Darth Faber

Enough is Enough

OK, this IS insane! You people need to get a life!!

FYI - My shorts were all lime green and they were Penguin name brand (I only wear the best), Thank you!!

Well, I'm headed to the gym so hope you all have fun this weekend. I expect new things on this site over the weekend.

Fabe Beachwear

Six Months of Misery

Fabian, I'm so sorry that I keep calling and hanging up. It's so hard to face you and your obnoxious coworkers. I just wanted to say that I really did like the backrub and I miss you. Besos...

Very Funny

OK, who the f**k put my picture up?!?!? Dont Y'all have anything better to do!?!? Some of us are trying to work around here!!!!

And very funny with the milk Simon!! You actually need to start drinking some and get in the gym with me!!

And what's up with those Flintstone shoes?!?!?!

Got Milk?

Things you never knew about Fabian but are 100% true

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fabian.

Fabian doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Fabian has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Fabian.

Fabian is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Fabian counted to infinity - twice.

When Fabian does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Fabian is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Fabian’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Fabian can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Fabian doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Fabian gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Fabian can slam a revolving door.

Fabian does not get frostbite. Fabian bites frost

Old Times

G-Rod and E-Dog are you really on my site?!?!? It feels like old times. Remember when I used to sit in my cube and try to speak Spanish in a low baritone wisper so that no one would know my plans for the weekend in Queens. But now I have an office and can talk as loud as I want, but I still choose to use the low baritone whisper because the girls like it!!

Fabiangel

Fabian took the news of his blog well. He's a good sport. I think he knows we only blog out of love.

His Other Job

Where it all happens!

Hey

OK, who set this up!?!? It must have been Chinaman (in his drunken state) aka Pleats and Little Stalin aka "I hate idiots"!!!! I'm going to kill you both!!!

And dont think I know that Rastaman aka Delta was involved in this also!!

Well after the intial shock of finding out about this..........I actual like it :-) It's nice knowing that I am finally getting the respect that I deserve. What do i go to the gym for anyway (Wish I could wear T-shirts everyday)??

Coops are Hard

Although I am not "unsmart" I sometimes have trouble answering questions about Coops. When in doubt, I know I can turn to Fabian for help. I can't wait to see his new "termsheet!"

Gemelos/Twins

I remember Fabian's first day on the job

He stood ten feet tall if he was a foot....and he had his HP12 C in holster like a gunslinger from the old days in the wild wild west...or currently in where ever Anne is from in Kansas.

Phone Stalker

Fabe is continuing to get hang ups from an anonymous caller on his cell phone (Background: He has been receiving these type calls for at least 6 months. The person also has left songs playing on his voicemail. Previously the person left Beyonce's "To the Left" and other salsa songs.) He and we think the messages/hangups are from a spiteful ex........SO many to choose from. How will he ever figure out who exactly he pissed off????

Aug 10, 2007 - Breakfast

9:52 - I saw Fabe eating an spinach, onion, and cheese omlette...........he seems upset that he was not included in last night's fun with co-workers. Who knew that he was SO sensitive?!?!

Will he ever find out what C & C means?!?!?

I love my coworkers

Hola Friends

My name is Fabian. Bienvenido a mi blog!