When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fabian.
Fabian doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Fabian has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Fabian.
Fabian is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Fabian counted to infinity - twice.
When Fabian does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Fabian is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Fabian’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Fabian can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Fabian doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Fabian gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Fabian can slam a revolving door.
Fabian does not get frostbite. Fabian bites frost
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